Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 3) | Elementary and High School

The summer before Julia began elementary school, she went to Italy. Chiara, Julia’s 15-year-old cousin, “smokes like a chimney, drinks like a sailor, and curses like a truck driver.” But, unlike 14-year-old Julia, Chiara doesn’t wear makeup, thongs, and padded bras. (p. 60) [Later, Chiara informed Julia that their classmates were keeping track of the color of Jullia’s thongs in their notebooks. (p. 70)]

At the local bar down the mountain, Julia and Chiara downed “shots of vodka back-to-back” where Julia flirted with “hot older guys who ride motorcycles and drive muscle cars.” The boys in town didn’t “excite” Julia. Plus, Julia got a “rush” when she “succeed[ed] at the art of seduction.” Julia wrote that most of the men didn’t care that she was 14, which is not surprising since the age of consent in Italy is 14. (p. 60) 

Julia described 23-year-old Giovanni as the most beautiful man she had ever seen with an “Irresistible”, “Venetian drawl” and long eyelashes. (p. 61) And it didn’t hurt that Giovanni drove a purple Porsche Cayenne. 

After some Anima Nera and red wine, Giovanni kissed Julia with his “soft and succulent” lips. Giovanni unhooked her bra, lifted her skirt and kissed her breasts. Julia pulled down Giovanni’s pants, admired his penis, and she “suck[ed] it for a few seconds” before she squatted over Giovanni and sat on his uncircumcised yet “pretty” penis - “in the middle of the cobblestone road.” Thus, Julia lost her virginity at 14 in the middle of the street in Italy. (p. 62) 

Unsurprisingly, Julia and Giovanni were seen by a voyeur. However, days later, Julia and Giovanni had age-gap sex again - behind a “desolate church” “under the stars”. (p. 64)

Julia returned to New York, but, days later, she asked to go back to Italy whItaere she texted Giovanni: “Hi G. It’s Julia. I live in Italy now. If you're ever in Como, we should meet up.” G never replied. (p. 68)

In a basement café, while they all “chain-smoked cigarettes”, Julia showed some schoolmates her nipple ring. Consequently, they lost their minds! However, Julia's Italian classmates were “experienced too”. For example: “They wear heels every day to class. They wear layers of bronzer and their highlighted hair is always perfectly coiffed.” And Tatiana shared that she “has a thing for fucking married men”. For instance: “She’s been dating the butcher in secret for the past two years.” (i.e., Tatiana started dating the (married) butcher when she was 13.) (p. 74)

Julia returned to New York during Christmas break where she accompanied Trish to Trish’s “dealer’s apartment”, which is where Julia met Ace. Not one for pleasantries, Ace, with his “milky” skin and “jet-black hair”, simply dropped a white pill, which Julia popped. (p. 83-84)

Minutes later, in front of everyone in the dealer’s apartment, 16-year-old Julia climbed on top of Ace and rode him until she felt “fireworks” in her vagina. She wrote that she was “overwhelmed by the euphoric bomb that exploded” between them. Interestingly, Julia shared that that was her first penetrative orgasm, but she did not share when she had her first non-penetrative orgasm. (p. 85) 

Subsequently, Julia ran to the bathroom, in the nude, followed by Ace where she asked for more ecstasy. Moments after showering, dressing and popping another white pill, Julia rode Ace “hard and fast and soft and slow” in the back seat of a Honda while Dougies drove through midtown. (p. 85)

Days later, after Julia inhaled cocaine off Ace’s fist, she felt a “lightning bolt” strike that went from her spine to her panties and caused a “tingling sensation” in her vagina.  Consequently, in the bathroom, Julia ripped off her top, got on her knees, devoured Ace’s penis, and slurped on his “salty sweat juice.”  (p. 92)

Before her flight back to Italy, Ace gave Julia a Xanax, so she could, “[...] sleep on the flight.” However, after arriving in Italy, Julia told her grandfather that she needed money for an abortion. She lied. Julia used the money to buy a plane ticket back to New York. (p. 94-95)

Julia was back in New York, but she hadn’t been home in weeks. Consequently, Julia’s family posted a “missings persons poster on 59th Street”.  (p. 108)

Ace was abusive. For example, once, after he “chucked” a porcelain lamp at Julia, he dangled her “upper body out an open window.” (p. 112) It appears that Julia didn’t share Ace’s age, but he was at least 21, because the police threatened to arrest him for “kidnapping and statutory rap.” (p. 117) 

Unsurprisingly, Julia wasn’t the only elementary school girl whom had sex with Ace. Julia found “an entire collection of X-rated photographs” on Ace’s computer. For example, among the “endless photographs”, Julia found a photograph of “a petite girl with long chestnut hair, a spray tan, and the biggest boobs”. (p. 120-121)

A judge sent Ace “back to Rikers. No bail” (p. 122) where he threatened to murder Julia and her entire family. (p. 126) Consequently, while on the phone with Ace from Rikers, Julia attempted suicide and was admitted to the “psych ward” at New York-Presbyterian where she stayed for weeks. (p. 127-135)

After Julia was discharged from the “psych ward”, her father enrolled her “in a public high school downtown” where she “smoked so much weed and pop[ped] so many pills”, and where she was called the “weird white girl with a fat ass.” (p. 139) 

(Interestingly, Veronica, Julia’s wealthy “beautiful blond Italian” friend, visited New York. Consequently, to Julia’s shock, Veronica began an age-gap affair with Julia’s father. (p. 146-147) 

During high school, Julia became a teen it-girl after she “pose[d] semi-nude for a prominent street artist.” At night, Julia would “bounce around nightclubs all over the Meatpacking District” and she would wake up the next day with her “pockets and bra stuffed with crumpled-up dollar bills and” her “purse overflowing with cash”. However, Julia didn’t share how she got the cash. (p. 140) Subsequently, Julia applied for the (teen) dominatrix job and prayed for a Sugar Daddy.

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 1) 

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 2) | Middle School

[In addition to Down the Drain being a New York Times Bestseller, per Simon & Shuster, New York magazine opined that Julia Fox is “one of the all-time pop-culture greats”. Per Amazon, Elle named Down the Drain one of the "Best Books of 2023". And Elle’s Juliana Ukiomogbe opined that Down the Drain is a “masterpiece”.]

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 2) | Middle School

We related in part 1, that Julia Fox shared in Down the Drain (Simon & Shuster, 2023) that she was a teen sex worker and, after literally praying for a Sugar Daddy, she became a teen Sugar Baby. In addition, in the memoir, a New York Times Bestseller, Julia related some salacious from middle school. 

Julia wrote that when she was 11, she started 6th grade in the fall of 2001 at East Side Middle School in Manhattan where she smoked “the occasional cigarette here and there”, and she started “wearing dark lipstick to class”. (p. 28-29)

Ella, Julia’s straight-A student classmate, introduced Julia to marijuana. Julia wrote that before her first hit in Ella’s bedroom, her heart pounded through her Playboy tank top. Ella taught Julia how to “roll joints with a filter, ‘like the French’”. And Julia and Ella kissed each other “like the French too.” Ella, who had “beautiful thick auburn hair and big green eyes”, insisted that their pre-teen girl-on-girl kissing was “practice for the real deal”, but Julia sensed that Ella liked kissing girls. (p. 33)

Julia wrote:

“We play[ed] games like spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven [i.e., in the closet kissing], and then we pretend[ed] like it didn’t happen.” (p. 33)

[In a bit of foreshadowing, Julia wrote that Kat, Ella’s 17-year-old sister, was a teen dominatrix whom “beat guys up for money.” Interestingly, Julia found a “vibrating crotch toy” in Kat’s bedroom. (p. 34)]

Julia and Ella got their belly buttons pierced on Saint Mark’s - in the 6th grade! (In addition, Julia got her tongue pierced in the 7th grade!)  (p. 34) Julia wrote:

“We decide to get our belly buttons pierced on Saint Mark’s, taking turns on the phone outside pretending to be each other’s moms, tricking the piercer into doing it. It becomes our little secret as we proudly show off our matching belly rings to our envious classmates in school.” (p. 34)

11-year-old Julia met 26-year-old Mickey at one of Kat’s house parties. After Julia took a hit from Mickey’s joint and chased it with a “swig of Jack Daniel’s”, Mickey said, “I know it might be wrong but I don’t give a fuck. I’ve wanted to kiss you all night.” Julia dared, “Well, then do it.” (p. 35-36)

Mickey did it, and Julia pulled Mickey down on top of her. Julia wrote that Mickey’s tongue tasted like “smoke and spearmint”. They didn’t have sex, but Julia wrote that it was an “exhilarating encounter”. 

Consequently, Julia became hooked on the power she had “over someone by simply just existing.” In addition, she shed her baggy clothes and embraced her figure. The hot-pink padded bra she stole from Victoria’s Secret made her B-cups “look like double D’s”. And Julia shared that she had “the biggest butt”, “which the boys at [middle] school always comment[ed] on,” but that made the girls jealous. However, Julia admitted: “I love[d] the attention.” (p. 36-37) 

After Ella moved to Catalina Island, Julia befriended “beautiful” Trisha whom was known for “blow jobs with older guys in the park.” But Trisha only gave one blow job in the park. It happened when she was in the fifth grade (≈10-years-old) and the boy was 17. Trisha shared with Julia that the blowjob in the park, which happened at night in the bushes near the entrance, was her idea, because she “really wanted to try it.” (p. 38-39) Apparently, Trisha was not afraid of NYC’s rats!

To accompany their piercings, Julia and Ella flirted with the “old tattoo artist guy” on Saint Mark’s whom gave them free tattoos. In addition, 12-year-old Julia and Ella got their nipples pierced. (p. 45-46) Julia wrote:

“We get our nipples pierced. We are twelve years old but my dad says we are worse than the girls in the movie Thirteen. He laughs and thinks it's funny.” (p. 46)

After Trisha moved to Oklahoma, Julia befriended Rose - a rich classmate. “Penthouse on Fifth Avenue rich.” Julia loved sneaking into Rose’s penthouse after hours where the schoolgirls would, “[...] sit cross-legged, facing each other on her floor, and pass each other love poems.” Sometimes Julia and Rose would: “[...] massage each other with oils”, “dribble hot wax over each other’s bodies’ or take “baths together” where Julia couldn't stop staring at Rose's “enormous double-D breasts, covered in thick purple stretch marks.” (p. 48)

When Rose was grounded, Julian hung out with Alice whom “lost a bunch of weight using diet pills [...] [and] started tanning and wearing makeup.” (p. 55) Julia and Alice had a crush on Tommy whom invited them to his house via AIM: “My mom is out of town, you guys should come over!” (p. 54-55) 

After a “few beers”, Tommy handed Julia and Alice a pair of boxers and they squeezed into Tommy’s “tiny twin bed” where, after Julia put Tommy’s penis into her mouth, he immediately ejaculated all over her hair. Consequently, Julia was “half thrilled, [and] half horrified.” Julia wrote:

I quietly slide under the blanket until I’m face-to-face with IT. Wow, it’s beautiful. I put my hands around it and grip it tightly with my sweaty palms. I move my hands up and down, his body twitching at my every move. I stick my tongue out and taste the tip, as if sampling an ice cream cone. It doesn’t taste bad! I put my mouth over it and before I can even start sucking, he ejaculates all over my hair. I shoot up from under the covers and run to the bathroom. I begin scrubbing the gelatinous goop out of my hair, half thrilled, half horrified. (p. 56)

Days later, Julia graduated from middle school; however, before she started elementary school, she lost her virginity to 23-year-old Giovanni - in the middle of the street in Italy. We recapped Julia and Giovanni’s age-gap affair in part 3 along with other salacious details that Julia shared about elementary and high school. 

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 1)

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 3) | Elementary & High School

[In addition to Down the Drain being a New York Times Bestseller, per Simon & Shuster, New York magazine opined that Julia Fox is “one of the all-time pop-culture greats”. Per Amazon, Elle named Down the Drain one of the "Best Books of 2023". And Elle’s Juliana Ukiomogbe opined that Down the Drain is a “masterpiece”.]

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 1)

Down the Drain (Simon & Shuster, 2023) is Julia Fox’s memoir. Julia shared in the New York Times Bestseller that when she was an 18-year-old student at City-as-School High School in Manhattan, she applied for a job as a (teen) dominatrix where she “could make up to a thousand dollars a day.” 

To get the job, Julia submitted a “full-body picture”, her bio, and she had to: “Describe in detail [her] most sadistic sexual fantasy”. Julia’s “sadistic sexual fantasy” was trampling a man’s cock and squatting on his face to suffocate him to muffle his cries before he masturbated and had an orgasm “in under ten seconds”. (p. 163-164)

Unsurprisingly, Julia got the job. (p. 166) Her first client was Stewart, an old man, whom she found “simultaneously repulsive and fascinating”. (p. 170) Stewart was fond of golden showers; therefore, Mistress Valentina (i.e., Julia) obliged. Julia wrote: 

I stand up, towering over him, and crouch down, releasing my bladder [...] He gargles and gags as the golden substance trickles down his face. “Mmmm,” he “begins to moan, and I notice that he’s finally getting an erection. (p. 171)

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Eventually, for “great money”, Julia became a sub. During one submissive session, an “older British businessman” with an “opulent watch and an impeccably tailored suit”, paid 18-year-old Julia $100 per article of her clothing, $100 to hook her arms to a suspension bar, $200 to whip her, “and another hundred to do it hard.” (p. 174) Of the submissive session, Julia wrote:

The room we’re in is lined with mirrors, and as I stand there, completely naked with my legs apart and wrists tied up and hooked to the ceiling, I can’t escape my reflection. I can see myself from every angle [...] flinching with every strike from the leather flogger. [...] And then the most forbidden thought of all crosses my mind: What would my parents think if they saw me like this? Cringe.

It’s impressive considering I’m only eighteen and the youngest girl to ever work there.

Julia became “addicted” to making “thousands of dollars a week, most of it cash.” However, Julia learned from the other dommes that “pretty dommes” didn’t “typically last more than six months at the dungeon.” Why? They got “plucked by sugar daddies who don’t wanna share them!” Consequently, Julia, literally, prayed for a Sugar Daddy. (p. 179) Julia wrote:

Every night before bed, I spend an hour scrolling through Backpage searching for my long-lost sugar daddy. I shut my eyes and pray: “Please, God. Please send me a sugar daddy. I promise I’ll be so good. I’ll never do anything bad again.” (p. 179)

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“After six long months at the dungeon," Julia, then-19-years-old and still in high school, met Rohan at The Union Club. Julia described Rohan as a “gentleman in his late forties with tan skin, jet-black hair, big brown eyes, and a warm smile stretching from ear to ear.” (p. 189-190) And “in good shape for his age.” (p. 197)

After their first lunch date, Rohan handed Julia “a check for seven thousand dollars.” Consequently, Julia gave Rohan “a long passionate kiss with lots of tongue.” At their second lunch date “at a restaurant in the Financial District,” with Jerry Springer “sitting less than five feet away,” Rohan dropped a “thick wad of cash” (i.e., “ten thousand dollars”) into Julia’s purse under the table. (p. 193) 

With the newfound money, Julia “went out every night until dawn” where she chased “Xanax bars with unlimited shots of tequila”. She and a friend did “lines of coke off each other’s feet for the viewing pleasure of older graff heads.” And Julia got nude on the stage at The Box. (p. 194)

Rohan rented Julia “a new apartment in the East Village”. Consequently, she felt “guilty for hiding” her “addiction from him.” When she was with him, she would “hide the tracks” on her “arms with long sleeve shirts”, but when she got home, she would “have a spoon” on her “nightstand waiting”. (p. 196)

After Julia “pop[ped] a Xanax” and “chug[ged] two glasses of champagne”, she “doze[d] off” while they were having sex for the first time. (p. 197)

On her 20th birthday, Julia and Rohan had lunch before Julia returned to her East Village apartment “while clutching the bundle of heroin” she had been saving. (p. 198) But for her 21st birthday, Rohan purchased Jullia a “cherry-red Mercedes Benz” and upgraded her to a $10,000/month “spacious loft in Soho”. (p. 200)

Subsequently, Rohan invited Julia and her friends to: “the opera, the ballet, and front-row seats for shows like The Book of Mormon”, “courtside [seats] at Knicks games”, “shopping sprees at Bergdorf’s and Saks” and “Thanksgiving and Christmas Day together at Cipriani.” P. 200

Eventually, Rohan became “needy and possessive”. Consequently, the “weight of his affection” became “too heavy” for Julia, but she “live[d] in constant fear” that Rohan would “take everything away”. (p. 201)

Subsequently, Julia began an affair with Shane – a skateboarder whom gave Julia “pussy tingles”. After the “messiest, sweatiest, [and] raunchiest unprotected sex” of her life, Shane said, “May I ask what the deal is with your sugar daddy?” And he asked, “Isn’t he married” However, Shane opined that Julia being a Sugar Baby was “pretty cool” and “fuckin’ badass”, and Shane promised, “I won’t fuck it up for you.” (p. 203)

During the summer, Rohan rented Julia a house in the Hamptons where Rohan caught Julia and Shane in the pool. After Julia “wrestle[d] a towel” around her naked body, she introduced Rohan to Shane. (p. 205)

Julia, “This is Marcello, my gay hairdresser!” 

Rohan, “He doesn’t look very gay to me.” [LOL]

Rohan, seemingly, fell for it. (p. 206) However, weeks later, a private investigator in Miami delivered Rohan a photo of Julia “straddling Shane in the pool, topless.” (p. 207)

In the end, before both relationships soured, Julia learned that Rohan had another Sugar Baby named Sabrina whom looked more Italian than Julia. (p. 217) Rohan got Sabrina a Porsche and the keys to the house in the Hamptons (on the weekends). (p. 221) And after Julia informed Shane that she was [temporarily] pregnant, she learned that Shane was “dating a Norwegian model” and that “he had a cocaine orgy in the bathroom […] with, like, ten people.” (p. 221)

Prior to sharing her life as a teen sex worker and teen Sugar Baby, Julia related some salacious details about her childhood, which you can read about in part 2. For example, during middle school, after Julia put her mouth over Tommy’s “IT”, he ejaculated “all over” her hair.

[In addition to Down the Drain being a New York Times Bestseller, per Simon & Shuster, New York magazine opined that Julia Fox is “one of the all-time pop-culture greats”. Per Amazon, Elle named Down the Drain one of the "Best Books of 2023". And Elle’s Juliana Ukiomogbe opined that Down the Drain is a “masterpiece”.]

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 2) | Middle School

Julia Fox: A Teen Sex Worker Praying for Sugar Daddy (Part 3) | Elementary & High School 

A Study of Lena Dunham's Oeuvre: Student-Teacher Bondage, Teen Girl-on-Girl, Age-Gap Alley Sex, and More

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Famous Interracial Age-Gap Couple: Jamie Foxx (55) and Alyce Huckstepp (28)

Jamie and Alyce | Mexico (October 2024)

Per Hello Magazine’s Ahad Sanwari, Jamie Foxx and Alyce Huckstepp “were first spotted together partying in Miami in 2022”, which would make Foxx 55 at the time and Alyce 28. Subsequently, they were seen “together in Cannes, Malibu, and then Cabo San Lucas in 2023.” (Sep 30, 2024)

In 2023, The Sun’s Jessica Finn corroborated Sanwari’s reporting when she posted: “Jamie Foxx and Alyce Huckstepp ‘have been secretly dating for over a year’” (Sep 05, 2023) In addition, Finn reported that Alyce is an Australian fitness model. 

However, it appears that the age-gap interracial couple did last long enough to tie the knot, because Carly Johnson and Cydney Yeates reported for the the Daily Mail: “Jamie Foxx SPLITS from girlfriend Alyce Huckstepp” (23 January 2025)

Jamie and Alyce Leave Catch Steak in LA (September 2024)

Per People, Jamie and Alyce were seen together leaving Catch Steak in Los Angeles last September, and, per Johnson and Yeates, the age-gap couple were last seen together in Mexico last October, but no reason has been reported for their seemingly sudden split.  

"Pretty Little Liars: Summer School": Teen Sex Galore! But Why?

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School Girls

The Pretty Little Liars novels, the original television series that was based on the novels, and Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, the first season of the reboot of the series, all had age-gap relationships. For example, in the original series, Alison and Aria, two Pretty Little Liars, had an affair with Mr. Ezra Fitz - the high school’s English teacher. 

Pretty Little Liars | Alison & Ezra

And, interestingly, in Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, fans of the original series learned that Mr. Fitz and Aria were married. Consequently, Imogen, a 16-year-old Pretty Little Liar, allowed Mr. Fitz and Aria to adopt her baby!

However, Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, which is the second season of the reboot, didn’t have any age-gap relationships; but, curiously, Pretty Little Liars: Summer School had a shocking number of teen sex and makeout scenes - including teen girl-on-girl scenes. For example, the first episode alone had 3.5 teen sex scenes! (One scene was off-camera and another scene stopped just prior to teen oral sex.) However, one wouldn't know about the prolific teen sex scenes from Max's synopsis:

In Season 2, our PLLs face down summer school and a new villain — who may or may not have a connection to "A" — ready to put them all to the test.

But the picture of the co-stars, who are playing high school coeds during the summer after their junior year, inexplicably posing in bikini tops that’s posted on Max’s website is a peek at the raunchy content in the series.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School | Noa and Shawn

For example, in episode 01, while Noa and Shawn were dating, Noa experienced a family issue. Despite having four close female friends, Noa was allowed to stay at Shawn’s house while her family issue was being resolved. Consequently, naughty Noa crept into her boyfriend’s bed for (teen) sex.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School | Mrs. Noble and Noa

Interestingly, Shawn’s mother knew the teens were having late-night sex, but she didn’t stop them. However, she waited until the morning to confront Noa whom the director slash wardrobe department decided to display in a pair of short running shorts seductively sitting in a living room chair.

16-Year-Old Britney Spears (Rolling Stone)

This may be shocking to (ultra) [orthodox] Jews and Muslims, but apparently, teens having sex in their bedrooms is not uncommon. For example, Lynne Spears shared in her memoir, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World, that Britney Spears was drinking at 13 and that Britney lost her virginity the following year to an 18-year-old football player. Lynne encouraged her teen daughter to have sex, because Lynne surmised that it would make Britney more popular. So much so that Lynne allowed then-15-year-old Britney to have sex in her bedroom with her new boyfriend - Justin Timberlake.

And from the New York Times Bestseller, Restless Virgins: Love, Sex, and Survival in Prep School, we learned that Whitney had her first orgasm while attending the tony Milton Academy. Interestingly, the co-authors described Whitney’s teen orgasm as “delicious”, which took place “at some odd hour of the night” in Nick’s bedroom whom was conveniently living off-campus.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School | Shawn, Noa and Minnie

As for Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, after being confronted by Noa’s mother, Noa decided to go home. And since Noa’s mother was conveniently away, Noa and Shawn moved their teen sex to Noa’s bed, but one night after sex with Shawn, Noa couldn’t prevent herself from thinking about her teen girl-on-girl affair with Minnie.

Unsurprisingly, most critics loved Pretty Little Liars: Summer School. For example, the show received a 90% average Tomatometer. Maybe that's why there was so much teen sex. #teensexsales

“Hot Girl Talks” Podcast: American Hot Girls and European Older Men

During the summer of 2023, I began doing research for a new book, but last week, I re-visited my notes from the “Postcards from Europe” episode of the Hot Girl Talks podcast (Aug 18, 22), and I discovered that the episode had been removed from Spotify. (I’m not sure if a video for the episode was recorded, but there’s a hidden video on the YouTube playlist.) Eventually, I found the episode on Boomplay. But why was the episode removed from Spotify and hidden on YouTube?

To my knowledge, Jaz, Halley, and Carly (i.e., the Hot Girls) didn’t (over) share anything more than usual. For example, on the episode, which was recorded on a cruise in Marseille while on the way to Cannes, Jaz related that she didn’t pack her anxiety medicine; therefore, at JFK, she medicated with alcohol, got drunk, and began a conversation with a “random 45-year-old man” whom purchased shots for Jaz and Halley.

Carly, “Jaz was talking to a random 45-year-old man sitting next to her that was going to Vegas.”

Jaz, “He did buy us shots.”

Carly, “Then he bought them [Halley and Jaz] shots.”

Jaz, “I was curious about his job […]”

Although, then-25-year-old, Jaz was “curious” about the older man’s job, she and the man did not exchange contact information.

Jaz, Carly, and Halley

Jaz didn’t have her anxiety medicine, but she did have her weight loss medicine, which, per Jaz, “[...] makes you have to shit your brains out, which is why you lose weight on it.” In addition, Jaz ate ice cream and mac and cheese on the plane. Consequently, during the ride from the airport, Jaz started sweating and informed the other Hot Girls, “I’m going to shit my pants.” Ultimately, she found a bathroom, and she was in the loo for “awhile”, because she “took the fattest shit”. Jaz was self-conscious about exiting, because she feared that someone would know that she had “blown up” the loo.

Isabel Mayfair

After arriving in London, the Hot Girls went to Isabel [Mayfair], which is where they met “these random men”. The men were described as “wealthier” but “old”.

Carly, “They were all, like, finance, kind of like people. They were definitely, like, wealthier [...]”

Jaz, “Let me just preface. They were old.”

Carly, “They were old. They were old.”

Jaz, “Not, like, old, but, like, ancient.”

Carly, “No. They were in their 40s. They weren’t ancient.”

Halley, “That one guy was easily in his 50s. Maybe 60s.”

However, one of the men, a President Snow look-alike, was “way sexier”; thus, then-22-year-old Halley confessed that she would have “fucked him”.

Halley, “President Snow from Game of Thrones, but, like, way sexier. Like, I’m not gonna lie. I would have fucked him. I would have.”

Carly, “[...] he had kids. Like, he was super nice. Actually, he was probably my favorite.”

Jaz, “I agree.”

Carly, “He was sexy. He was sexy. If you guys saw him, you'd get it.”

It appears that Halley did not fuck the President Snow look-alike, but then-25-year-old Carly made out with a man at Isabel whom she said was, like, a 41-year-old New York City finance bro type.

Halley, “Carly walked up to a table of guys. Asked if they were single. They were all in relationships, except for one, we thought they were so hot - inside.”

Carly, “Also, we need to backtrack. So I kept, like, hanging out with this guy H. Who was, like, kind of ugly, but he gave me, like, New York City finance bro vibes. He was, like, 41 [...] it was a mix of, like, the London accent, me being drunk, him saying he was in finance, or no, he was a lawyer. And he was visiting New York soon, and he was talking about his family. And we just, like, had a really great conversation [...] but usually I, like, don't like ugly guys. But TBH, he's, he was probably a 5 [...] Okay, all right, three and a half, but then imagine he's a 3 and a half, but he has a British accent, he's rich, he's older, he's a lawyer, and he has everything in common with you. It bumps it up to, like, at least an 8 and a half [...] Okay, I'm sorry, but for me, that's what my thought process was. I'm just defending myself.”

Halley, “No. It’s fine. Like, it was funny. And then she made out with him, and it was, like, alright, slay. Somebody's gotta do it.”

After London, the Hot Girls went to Opium in Barcelona where Jaz and Halley played “What are the Odds?’ that Jaz would make out with an old man.

Jaz, “Me and Halley play “What are the Odds?” [...] You say, ‘What are the odds that you do XYZ?’ And someone's like, oh, 1 through 100. And then you say, like, 123, and then you say that same number. Me and Halley play “What are the Odds?” I’ll make out with this old, disgusting man.”

Halley, “I’m not even kidding. He was a negative 4 out of 10.”

Jaz, “He was disgusting [...] And we go, ‘123’ [...] We were one number off for me having to make out with this disgusting, horrendous man.”

And at Opium, Carly said that she was, “[...] over at this table with these, like, Italian men. I thought the one was, like, pretty cute [...] I thought he was cute. He was younger. [...] And again, it's like, for me, it's about the banter and, like, the flirt. And he just, like, had the banter. He had - the banter. ” Consequently, Carly made out with the Italian man.

Interestingly, Carly described the Italian man as “younger” - not young; thus, we can safely infer that, unlike the men in London, he was below 50.

Summing up Barcelona, Carly said that it was a vibe, “Barcelona was fun for me because, like, I was making out with someone [i.e., the Italian man] and, like, when you’re making out with someone in the club it’s like a vibe.”

In a bit of a non-sequitur, Carly shared that she dry-shaved her pubic area and armpits. Consequently, she had the “worst razor fucking burn” from the dry shaving, “walking, chaffing, and sweating”. She asked Jaz and Halley to examine her vagina area with a flashlight, but Jaz had never looked at a vagina that “much and that long”; however, Carly related that, as a “crazy” camper, she had seen “plenty of vaginas”.

Carly, “If you went to camp you’d know that you saw plenty of vaginas in a lifetime and probably the inside of them. And probably all sides of them. Because at camp you just are, like, crazy. It’s just a thing. I don’t know, like, people who went to camp know. Just camp things.”

Next, the Hot Girls spoke about how difficult it was to post photos on social media. For example, Halley confessed, “I used to, like, Facetune for hours and do all this crazy shit.” Then, Jaz shared that, via vibrator, she climaxed on the cruise to Cannes. However, while Carly related that she puts her vibrator “inside”, Jaz said that she does not.

Jaz, “My climax was finally being able to masturbate yesterday [on the cruise].”

Halley, “You did.”

Jaz, “Yeah.”

Carly, “Yeah. She told me.”

Carly, “I can’t masturbate without a vibrator; so, I just don’t.”

Jaz, “Do you put your vibrator inside of you though.”

Carly, “Yeah.”

Jaz, “I don’t”

Carly, “Mine is like the inside and the on top one. You know? Okay. Yeah. I need - I like both. […] I’ll not masturbate for weeks - if I’m away.

In the end, the question remains: Why was “Postcards from Europe” removed from Spotify and hidden on YouTube? Was it because Jaz regretted sharing she “took the fattest shit” in a loo? Was it because Halley confessed that she would have fucked a President Snow look-alike? And/or was it because Carly regretted sharing that she made out with two different men in Europe? Or did Spotify remove the episode?

Notes:

1. Not having a video to reference made it difficult to distinguish Carly’s and Halley’s voices; therefore, there could be some mistakes with the quotes. To verify the quotes, reference the episode on Boomplay.
2. Per the Daily Mail, Halley was 24 on August 25, 2024; thus, she was approximately 22 when the episode was recorded. In an article that was dated September 29, 2022, Carly shared with Naluda Magazine, “I’m a 25-year old NYC-based lifestyle influencer [...]”, which would have made her approximately 25 when the episode was recorded. And in May of 2024, Reddit users MakeANewUserName and eading_Run1755 commented that Jaz is 27, which would have made her the same age as Carly when the pod was recorded.